terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

(Source: terezisprite2)

Tattoos and piercings shouldn’t jeopardize your chance of getting a job.

yoursourwolfisshowing:

slowbro-the-kid:

SO I RUN FRANTICALLY INTO KROGER TO GET KETCHUP BEFORE MY MCNUGGETS GET COLD

AND AS I STAND AT THE SELF CHECK OUT WITH ONLY A JUMBO BOTTLE OF HEINZ TOMATO KETCHUP EVERYONE STARTS FUCKING LAUGHING AT ME LIKE WHAT THE HELL

THEN I REMEMBER IM WEARING THIS SHIRT

I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW

In heinzsight you should have checked what you were wearing.

(Source: battouga)

thestruttingdead:

gardenburger:

gardenburger:

hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.

no im not kidding we need to talk about this

#are you implying what i think you are

(Source: saucylittledevil)

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badpeopleanonymous:

askgoldenatoms:

missdawnsavage:

can February March?

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no, but April May

im so fucking done with this website

You say that, but I bet July.